Call me trimtab.

June12012

zillybooradley:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

omg perfect argument

(via mynameisrigormortiss)

8PM

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8PM

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May292012

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May272012

karkats-crotch:

what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden ~~the fictional character you are in love with~~ actual cannibal Shia Labeouf just knocked on your window ~~like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling~~

(via ellitrio)

May242012

thefuzzydave:

Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.

(via starlightinthesoul)

1PM

wellthatsadorable:

humansofnewyork:

I love that in an age of iPhones and Playstations, this little guy is rocking a bus-on-a-string.

A drizzly day is a good day to take the bus out for a walk.

12AM

dog: every snack you make
dog: every meal you bake
dog: every bite you take
dog: i'll be watching you

12AM

almighty-overlord:

YES

(Source: ethershade, via minifyingglass)

12AM

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May232012

owlinmypocket:

lookatthislittlething:

dragonsplash:

Now have some wrestling kittens.

COME ON. IS SOMEONE *TRYING* TO KILL ME WITH CUTE?

Kitteh deathmatch!

(Source: sakurablossom64)

6PM

Society: Fat women suck.
Society: Fat women are lazy and worthless.
Society: They're all slobs with no will power or self control.
Society: Also average sized women are actually fat asses. And unhealthy.
Society: Also, skinny women are anorexic bitches. All body types pretty much suck.
Society: Especially fat body types. They're the worst.
Women: ...I hate my body.
Society: WELL IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT YOU HAVE NO SELF CONFIDENCE.
Women: Well, I think society and the media are at least partially to blame. After all, when you're repeatedly told that you're not good enough, you tend to start believing it.
Society: NOPE NOPE ALL YOUR FAULT. DON'T GO BLAMING SOCIETY FOR EVERY THING WRONG IN YOUR LIFE. TAKE SOME PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. NOT EVERY THING IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S FAULT YOU KNOW.

6PM

…and it’ll be stuck in my head for another 3 months.

(Source: cunteaqueen, via wewerecolours)

3PM

loki-cat:

#eheheehe brother you are so handsome and godly

#*casually steals mjolnir and takes over universe*

(Source: cameronbaum, via ellitrio)

12PM

msgryz:

cptprocrastination:

tasha-yoonmirae-anon:

gifstyle:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Das right!

Permission to be a bad ass nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

(via ellitrio)